"The Only Thing That Separates Us From the Animals is Our Ability to Accessorize."

A 25-year old professional & part-time grad student rants, raves, and revels
about the impact of the iPhone on the lives of single people in the city.

Friday, February 29, 2008

It Was a Matter of Time

*Mature Content Alert, i.e. NSFW... well, just don't click on some of the links... oh, and if you're under 18, go away*

I've been alluding to this for some time, but it's taken me a while to get the balls to actually post about it.

RubMyClit is an awesome webapp for the iPhone that turns it into an animated vagina that needs to get off. s you rub the screen (it takes some maneuvering with two fingers) the drawing gets flushed and excited and the "Horny bar" goes up and the screen tells you, "Don't stop! I'm so close." (Check out the video demo here; if you have an iPhone, check out the real deal here)

But I couldn't win. Now, I know I'm gay and all, but I love video games. This pissed me off. Surely there must be a gay version. Not sure what that would be since getting a guy off isn't near as mysterious as getting a girl off, but still. A boy can dream can't he?

The program is licensed by Creative Commons, and links to the iphoneporngrid which specializes in creating porn fit for viewing on the iPhone. I know I've mentioned the MACC before, but you can imagine that as we count down the days until Apple launches the SDK (rumor has it it will be announced next week), the porn industry is staring at the iPhone as the gateway to making truly mobile porn.

I'm curious now what kinds of mobile cyber sex sites there are. What will "iPhone sex" look like?

*Update: My friend G* and U-fabulous were both able to get the girl off, and I finished her off once too in just 3020 seconds. That sounds like decent foreplay. Look for my exclusive interview with the creator of RubMyClit on 3.14! Yay pi!*

*Update: Here is the first of my two-part interview with Tim Vandecasteele of RubMyClit fame.

2 comments:

jewels said...

ONYD (oh no you didn't)! nice eddie! where've I been all week that i missed this? I vote they make it a tutorial.

Eddie Radshaw said...

As always, jewels, thanks so much for stopping by!

They should make a tutorial!